See what other blood-drinking, demon worshipping, Hanson loving satanists have written. Scary, huh?

11/15/00 15:04:55
Name:
Coo-an
Ambitions:
To see as many live music shows as possible. Failing that not falling down on the way ot the toilet
Sex:
Since your a questbook its unlikely we'll have sex. Not impossible I suppose but I need some beer
Location:
The City Rose, Erskineville. Ok I am not there now but I was tonight
Age:
18 Years 8 Months and 12 days give or take
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
Guitar
Favourite Archdemon:
Hitler's Nipple (the drink not the body part

Comments:
Well I am can't resist putting some comments on Aidan's page. Anyone who hasn't seen Bernie Hayes should do so immediately (especially you charlotte) since he is an amazing artist. God frickin damn brilliant. I just got home from one of his gigs (free mind you) 4 hours of music free, Listen to Triple J This Arvo (The 16th) Since Something For Kate are doing their Oz music classical


11/15/00 15:04:42
Name:
Coo-an
Ambitions:
To see as many live music shows as possible. Failing that not falling down on the way ot the toilet
Sex:
Since your a questbook its unlikely we'll have sex. Not impossible I suppose but I need some beer
Location:
The City Rose, Erskineville. Ok I am not there now but I was tonight
Age:
18 Years 8 Months and 12 days give or take
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
Guitar
Favourite Archdemon:
Hitler's Nipple (the drink not the body part

Comments:
Well I am can't resist putting some comments on Aidan's page. Anyone who hasn't seen Bernie Hayes should do so immediately (especially you charlotte) since he is an amazing artist. God frickin damn brillian. I just got home from one of his gigs (free mind you) 4 hours of music free, Listen to Triple J This Arvo (The 16th) Since Something For Kate are doing their Oz music classical


11/01/00 04:22:06
Name:
Coo-an
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
I need to get some new ambitions my old ones are all impossible
Sex:
What is sex ? Oh you mean rootin - nah I am full
Location:
Inside a television
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
the one that gets me out of this damned machine
Favourite Archdemon:
IGA Kinsford

Comments:
Comments eh ? Why doesn't someone else sign this book ? I really don't have a lot of comments but I have some vague sentiments. I reckon that music is good. Booze is good. I like the shelias. Anyway I am playing a triumpant return home (ok I am hitching a ride back in a cattle truck) but its less than a month until I finish. Its all good really


10/13/00 09:17:50
Name:
Coo-an
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
Finish typing (damn now I have completed everything in life)
Sex:
Chance factor = zero
Location:
France. I come from France
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
Favourite Archdemon:
This paper cup on my desk

Comments:
Well back in the big smoke pretending yet again that I am a nice person. Hard work. Turning takes such effort though. Anyway to all those who I didn't see in the holidays: go to a real bloody uni so you get real holidays. Or if you don't go to uni I don't give a shit what you do or think so .... Anyway next time I write something in here I'll try and be less bitter. Yeah or not


09/14/00 13:19:31
Name:
Jack the Ripper
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
To do something....don't know what right now
Sex:
regularly
Location:
here
Age:
19
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
courtneys penis
Favourite Archdemon:
maria

Comments:
kick arse page


09/05/00 06:06:37
Name:
Gamblor B Silk
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
Finish my drink
Sex:
Yeah and grisly adams had a beard
Location:
At my desk
Age:
Entirely too bloody old
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
I am too poor to afford a dustbuster let alone attachments
Favourite Archdemon:
I am too poor to worship any demons

Comments:
*leans back in chair has another sip of his Cubano and sighs* Crap. Finance can bite my penis. I hate all exams. Recently I have been complaining about my turn. I am not going to say anything more however since nobody cares (least of all the people invovled) Anyway I am coming back to the land of the living dead fri ay at which point I am sure you'll all be in Brisbane. Aww well I might visit. They have women in Brisbane don't they ??? *leans back drinks more Cubano and sighs again*


09/02/00 00:30:01
Name:
Igor
My URL:
Visit Me
Ambitions:
To decide what to do with my life finally
Sex:
hmmmmm
Location:
Sydney
Age:
18 (still,,,,,ah....)

Comments:
Hi guys!! I'll be home on the long weekend so see you then maybe. Got any goss? Apparently Clarissa is one step off being manager of an Insurance Company in the city- thats what she told me anyway. Oh, yeah, it's true!!!???!!! Hey- has Katie gotton over he 'Mystrey Virus'? Maybe it was caused by an over-excessive obsession with a homie-pants wearing, huby'd, loves-himself asshole. We all know who that is. See you all soon, unless I get killed by a terrorist bomb in the Olympics first!!


09/01/00 12:40:12
Name:
Daniel
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
To work out why Brucey has been alive/living dead for 20 billion years
Sex:
Lets just hope Brucey doesn't have any
Location:
I don't know where I am, all I know it is dark, cold and very cramped
Age:
18
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
a pressure cooker
Favourite Archdemon:
The thing on the wrong side of Brucey's door (of course there is a good side, and that's the side you see all the time)

Comments:
How many years must a freak live before he dies?


09/01/00 12:36:41
Name:
Daniel
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me

Comments:


08/30/00 22:31:38
Name:
Terrorists R Us
Ambitions:
world domination
Sex:
Sorry, too busy

Comments:
Prepare yourselves, my followers for the revolution has come! Our flags will soon fly over all government buildings, and our faces soon adorn the coins of every nation! All will bow before us, or all will be destroyed! Welcome to the New World Order


08/07/00 08:55:21
Name:
Charlotte
My URL:
Visit Me

Comments:
Anyone know Cowan's email address?- strangly I want it. (Not you Coo-an just your address!) Email it to me via igor_ck@hotmail.com anyone who knows Cowan's email address and know's my work email address can send it to me there. Thanks Uni bludgers!


08/07/00 08:50:35
Name:
IGOR
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
To grow up and follow in Alex Guiness' footsteps. Alternatively grow up and drink lots of guiness- I haven't decided yet
Sex:
Do Aardvarks?
Location:
Grafton (for now!)
Age:
old enough to know better- not old enough to do better
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
The rubber one
Favourite Archdemon:
where to start............

Comments:
hello guys! Home for a couple of days and thought I'd drop a line....oops there it goes. HA ha. Hope you're all doin' well- you know Grafton just isn't the same as when we were all here- I meanit smells alot better for starters- there aren't so many ravin loonies running around and there have been no more Elvis sightings (due to Simon now studying in Sydney the Elvis sightings there are up by 50%!) Miss you all- may see you in the next holidays if I can suck up to my boss enough! Stay cool and always reme ber Igor!


07/31/00 07:02:56
Name:
Gamblor Silk
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
I have no ambitions whatsoever (except to turn viciously on all those who ignore me)
Sex:
Not likely in the short term. Not likely in the long term come to think of it
Location:
Anywhere is good but as I said not likely
Age:
Has to be legal but not too old
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
I am too poor to have any attachments
Favourite Archdemon:
They are all gay

Comments:
I have completed my turn and have turned again, fiercly, on Katie (as well as those others whose names need not be mentioned). Good to recieve correspondance from people. People who read this will be interested (yeah right) that I have now completed my ep c adventure called the Story of Silk. it has taken years but I finally got off my arse and finished it. Hopefully I can get the owner of this fine establishment to put it on the page.


07/22/00 01:29:16
Name:
Aidan
Ambitions:
none whatsoever
Location:
Brisbane
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
not organisational communication
Favourite Archdemon:
Anitag

Comments:
I hate stupid org comm...its assignment sux...what the fuck is agrinet supposed to be anyway? fuck it all


07/14/00 11:12:21
Name:
Gamblor "I have turned hard" Silk
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
Work for "evil corp" (thanks for that little faux pas NTM)
Sex:
Not now
Location:
Kinky John Sex Palace
Age:
gracefully
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
Anything that allows you to turn
Favourite Archdemon:
Anyone who I have turned on in the last few weeks

Comments:
Well. This has been bloody fun hasn't it. Anyone else love being at home by yourself friday nights cause I sure do. One of these days I will tune SUCCESSFULLY. To those 2 ladies I have turned on (who should know who they are by now) I appreciate greatly y ur invitations (or lack thereof) ring any bells anyone?????. I start back soon (won't that be fun??) I am going to try something I have never done before. The next chick I am after I am going to tell straight up at least then I aint gonna be jerked around Anyone those who I talked to Grafton was good. Needed more booze and a lot more sex but hey next time boys? Booze On Tune Hard Coo-an


06/24/00 01:28:17
Name:
IGOR
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
to get out of this hell hole called Sydney
Sex:
hmmmm...........with you?
Location:
Crappy Sydney
Age:
18
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
That brush-like one
Favourite Archdemon:
Katie "I got hit by a bus" Baldwin

Comments:
Hi all!! See Dan, I'm catching up via Aidan's page!! I had to scamper down to my local library to be able to get onto the internet- but at least the local government is paying for it, and not me!! Sydney sux. There are way too many people here for me!! I ant to move back home- anyone else feel the same way? I miss all you guys. Hope UNI is fun for you all and you haven't lost too many brain cells!! Ta ta and be good! Love IGOR


06/24/00 01:25:34
Name:
Charlotte
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
to get out of this hell hole called Sydney
Sex:
hmmmm...........with you?
Location:
Crappy Sydney
Age:
18
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
That brush-like one

Comments:


06/12/00 12:42:58
Name:
Miriam Dykhouse
Ambitions:
To unite the acting talents of Arnold Schwarzeneggar and Syndney Poitier
Location:
Brisbane
Age:
36

Comments:
Hello everyone. I a currently building my movie empire. Stay tuned for my movies that are coming soon, Roo Must Die and the disaster movie epic, Glacier - it' coming for you... very slowly


06/12/00 12:40:02
Name:
Miriam Dykhouse
Ambitions:
To unite the acting talents of Arnold Schwarzeneggar and Syndney Poitier

Comments:


06/11/00 11:26:51
Name:
Julia Falschlunger
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
become a Pro Boarder
Sex:
female
Location:
Austria
Age:
16
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
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Favourite Archdemon:
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Comments:
kewl page!!!


05/22/00 03:27:41
Name:
Cardinal Boursy
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
To become Pope
Sex:
only with nuns
Location:
Church of Orgon--Archdiocese of Boston
Age:
old man
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
the smerch
Favourite Archdemon:
Cardinal Law

Comments:
I really like this place.


05/18/00 00:53:00
Name:
Gamblor Silk
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
Ah the dreams of drunken orgies
Sex:
Isn't that the same as ambitions
Location:
Sydney
Age:
18
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
You know the one. Its the really really small.. I mean Big long straight hard one. Reminds me of me
Favourite Archdemon:
They all rock out a good deal

Comments:
BOOZE IT UP. Gday kiddies welcome to playschool. My idea for a perfect new TV show. Its called changing partners (Like changing rooms and backyard blitz) basically two couples have 24 hours to have sex with as many different parnters as they can. And anot er one teen drunks. Follow their antics as they find new ways to get drunk and even dumber stuff (Letters to Natalie Portman???) Booze on Boys Coo-an


05/15/00 00:40:54
Name:
Daisy (Dan) Maestro
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
To see how many standard drinks the human body can withstand in one night
Location:
Brisbane
Age:
18
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
Brucey's Cup
Favourite Archdemon:
Susan

Comments:
Hey people... I thought everyone will be keeping in touch with each other through Aidan's guestbook??? Haven't seen much keeping touch. Remember the above email address can reach not only me but Allan and Brucey (not that you would want to keep in touch with Brucey) But sucked in I live with him... oh hang on... that's a bad thing..."What's that Brucey? You love Foetus's? Yuk you sick bas ard" Anyway cya's soon -Dan


04/21/00 02:55:02
Name:
Heather
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Sex:
female
Location:
United States,Missouri
Age:
13

Comments:
Hey I thought i'd be ever so nice & sign this cuz you signed mine!I guess i'll say your a really awesome guy even if you dont like little girls lol!


04/21/00 02:11:10
Name:
Igor
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
to grow up into a very beautiful Aardvark
Sex:
Do Aardvarks?
Location:
Underground
Age:
18
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
The rubber one

Comments:
Hello. I really didn't mean the Aardvark thing. I really want to be a Hippopotomous but I'm not horny enough. Hope Uni is good for you all. BE GOOD!


04/21/00 02:08:56
Name:
Igor
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me

Comments:


04/20/00 00:41:25
Name:
Butch Face Slander Foot Arkansas
My URL:
Visit Me
Ambitions:
To assist in the world domination of white goods.
Sex:
DO you come with the bread maker?
Location:
Kelvinatrix
Age:
18
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
Super Ultra multi Sucko-matic express 800000 B6A Gold
Favourite Archdemon:
Is Geoffery Rush one?

Comments:
Ah! Behold the might Kelvinator nation, the third Reich of the mighty white goods dynasty. Come my fellow mortal beings, accept your frige and washing machine as your rightful overlords. It is thy destiny. There are of course benefits in laying down before the march of your dishwasher. They shall make sure we live comfortably... I assure you!!! But it is there rightful place above us... You must believe. Come, join the revolution! The system of society as i is, is just terribly inefficient. Join with me in proclaiming white good supremacy. We can live in a better world ruled by our whitegood overlords, and peaceful world without hunger or crime... just think, it will be equality for all. Yes, it is like com unism, but this is the way it will work! So, join in on the chant, "Follow Your Fridge"! Viva la Revolution


04/20/00 00:38:56
Name:
Butch Face Slander Foot Arkansas
My URL:
Visit Me
Ambitions:
To assist in the world domination of white goods.
Sex:
DO you come with the bread maker?
Location:
Kelvinatrix
Age:
18
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
Super Ultra multi Sucko-matic express 800000 B6A Gold
Favourite Archdemon:
Is Geoffery Rush one?

Comments:
Ah! Behold the might Kelvinator nation, the third Reich of the mighty white goods dynasty. Come my fellow mortal beings, accept your frige and washing machine as your rightful overlords. It is thy destiny. There are of course benefits in laying down before the march of your dishwasher. They shall make sure we live comfortably... I assure you!!! But it is there rightful place above us... You must believe. Come, join the revolution! Viva la Revolution


04/15/00 00:05:02
Name:
Aidan
Ambitions:
keine
Sex:
viele...hoeffentlich
Location:
hier
Age:
18
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
kein
Favourite Archdemon:
kein

Comments:
Friggin' great


04/05/00 01:37:38
Name:
Richy to which I am a bread maker, like Courtney who is wimon, hihihi
Sex:
with wimon to which are very attractive and have penises, like Blinky's girlfriend to which flirts with me to which i become obsessed
Location:
New to which is castle
Age:
18 (mental a age to which is 12)

Comments:
To which. I like bread makers and chilli to which much humorouse things are, like wimon who like bread and humour, and to which blinky does not, to which his girlfriend does. To which I have had sex with blinky's girlfriend 18 times in one day


04/01/00 13:27:49
Name:
Nasrul but you can, no, you MUST call me Handsome.
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
To burn Earth and freeze the Sahara desert at the same time.
Sex:
I've been trying to figure out for years. So far, I haven't yet achieved success.
Location:
I can't tell you. I'm dislocated.
Age:
To be or not to be....
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
Magic clean wiper.
Favourite Archdemon:
William Shakespeare coz he looked like one.

Comments:
What are YOUR comments?


04/01/00 13:15:16
Name:
Siti Rafeah
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
Taitai (you're not supposed to know what it is, so don;t bother asking, but I assure you it's profitable)
Sex:
None. :)
Location:
Err...Right now? Well, Im typing this from my friend's bed.
Age:
Add a "D" to "age" and you get my age.
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
Pokemon.
Favourite Archdemon:
Pokemon

Comments:
I have comments? Err.. I guess not? So, bye? See you next time?


04/01/00 13:06:29
Name:
Jan
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
To enslave a certain Mr. Hennessy.
Sex:
I'm actually female, but I was Tom Cruise in my last life and George Michael in my next life, so I guess I'm a bit of everything.
Location:
Right in the centre of the world. That's where my throne lies.
Age:
I'm as old as the wind, but younger than Bill Gates.
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
Uhhh.......OK?
Favourite Archdemon:
For some reason, my hand is typing out the name: Aidan Hennessy. But I'm telling you, I'm not doing this willingly. It's my evil twin, I tell you. I swear!!!!

Comments:
Hello, everyone (how boring). I'm actually Dr. Evil's daughter. As in, Scott Evil's sister. But, because I look exactly like him, you can say I'm his twin. But only if you want to. Then again, the decision lies with me. So, I telling you to call me his tw n because I somehow like that title better.


03/30/00 07:40:33
Name:
Gamblor Silk
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
Booze and Sex but not necessarily in that order
Sex:
Oh please (stop teasing me)
Location:
Here stupid
Age:
18
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
Anyone that doesn't permenantly disable you
Favourite Archdemon:
alcor (whoever the hell that is)

Comments:
Dude this is pretty cool eh. Anyone who I like can email me but anyone who I don't know or hate please bugger off now thankyou


03/20/00 05:38:39
Name:
Richy H.
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
To move into a 1 bedroom flat with vicki and jimbo
Sex:
Only with Yogi
Location:
On bed with my toys
Age:
18
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
The Yogi Sucker
Favourite Archdemon:
Everyone except Vicki, Jimbo and Yogi

Comments:
Hello, I am Professor Richard Hastings from the United Kingdom: read my new book entitled "How I became a Homosexual and other tales of sexual deviance"...what's that Vicki? You want to go to bed? Well of cour...no, wait! Oh, Yogi, I hear you - I'm coming I'm coming! Jimbo, this is my room!
Oh wait, it's yours too...sorry...


03/02/00 00:35:20
Name:
Brucey
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
Oh, danny boy, the children, the children are calling.
Sex:
if you are below 12, maybe, below 6, definitely
Location:
Salisbury
Age:
18

Comments:
I reserve the right to walk down the hallway in my towel as often as I wish, and this also includes the right to sit in the loungeroom, legs apart, wearing only the aforementioned towel. I will endeavour to be the most annoying and controlling freak of a lat mate as possible. I can gargle while walking up and down the hallway if I want. I don't care what you say Dan, I can touch you wherever I want, the house is in my name, and so is the bank account. I will have my way with you if I wish....


02/25/00 00:52:43
Name:
Al!
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me

Comments:
Life is peachy in the big city of Brisbane... How is everybody else in there respective new home towns? Hey Igor, check your mail!


02/19/00 16:27:54
Name:
Never U Mind
My URL:
Visit Me
Ambitions:
To beat the crap out of that piss whimp Matt Ware
Location:
Somewhere stalking Matt Ware to beat the crap out of him
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
Anything I can beat Ware around the nuts with.
Favourite Archdemon:
Me

Comments:
Beware I _really_ am out to get you [cue manical laughter] Ware boy!


02/08/00 12:32:55
Name:
Margeaux aka Al
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
to retain my sanity over the next three years, in which a great adventure will ensue, thrusting myself into the world of the University student, having to manage finances and basic living arrangementsSex
Sex:
I could write something in here that is typically 'Blinkyesque', but that would only render my reputation more questionable and attach an air of arrogance to my already shoddy persona.
Location:
Home . . . five kms outside of Grafton... soon to be the place I am leaving, heading for the wondeful sunny Queensland capital of Brisbane. What is it they say, 'Beautiful one day, perfect the next'? Age
Age:
18
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
Aidan
Favourite Archdemon:
Katie Baldwin . . .

Comments:
It aint all sunshine! There is pain in victory too you know! At least i may sleep in peace at night, now that I know that I shall be leaving this shallow pit, into which I have fallen, unable to scramble up the side for 11 years! For all you people who ar staying here any longer, here is an appropriately extended maniacal laugh. Bwahahahahabwahahahahahahahahahahahahahh hhhaaah hha aahaha ahbwaahhhaaahaha!!!!!!!!!! Keep safe and don't cross the footbridge at night. If you come my way, there may be some flo r space available for you to sleep on . . . Kisses!! Ciao..... ~~~~AL~~~~


02/07/00 11:24:28
Name:
Dave
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
(stereotypical decent person)
Sex:
with Courtney :o) and yes, lots of it
Location:
Newcastle
Age:
18
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
the ones that I can throw at idiots
Favourite Archdemon:
Mrs Cowshit Eater

Comments:
Hey Nessy I figured I'd better sign your book since I haven't since the 6th March '99. Oh well there ya go. The new main page looks great - pity about the rest though... do something with the whole lot and you'll have one hell of a page. Do you like the c ffin on my page? :o) Cya!


02/05/00 10:58:30
Name:
Satan
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
To get out of this HELLHOLE
Sex:
Not too much down in hell I'm afriad
Location:
HELL
Age:
1025.4 Eons
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
The little Pink fluffy one
Favourite Archdemon:
GOD!!!!!!

Comments:
Wondeful, keep up the good work and remember "One day a young man on acid realised that all matter is purely energy condensed into a slow vibration, we are all one concsious experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream with an imagination of ourselves". Here s Tom with the Weather!!


02/01/00 04:05:12
Name:
Siobhan
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
To control the world and make everyone call me 'Voter-Colonet' a la Red Dwarf. Then molest all minimally attractive Hollywood actors
Location:
Canberra - the depth of the Netherworld, where none shall escape the hellish stench and the restless flies. Drawn ever onward by the rotten and fetid stench of corruption....
Age:
22
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
The one that helps me exercise monopolistic control voer the importation and internation sale of opium
Favourite Archdemon:
WXxxcplrzttr - the demon that makes you take your first fatal piss after only 3 beers

Comments:
Hell is other people and all of them are you


02/01/00 03:20:03
Name:
NTM
Ambitions:
very, very few
Sex:
very, very little
Location:
very, very far away
Age:
very, very old
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
very, very sucking
Favourite Archdemon:
very, very bad

Comments:
Oooh ah!


01/25/00 08:48:42
Name:
Daniel James
My URL:
Visit Me
Ambitions:
To try and put up with Brucey for the next 3 years
Sex:
If you want
Location:
Somewhere
Age:
17
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
You know that spinning thing inside a blender...
Favourite Archdemon:
Myself

Comments:
Great


01/24/00 00:15:42
Name:
Igor
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
to earn more money, sex, and admiration than Katie Baldwin.....Oh look, I've already achieved my ambitions!!
Sex:
Well, NTM, only as long as you wear that sexy g-string
Location:
The moon Alice- the Moon!
Age:
17, 11 months and 24 days
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
all of 'em

Comments:
This is my final goodbye......as of 30th January, Igor will no longer abide in this tiny, outback, cess-pool of a hick country town. That is right....on the 30th I am moving to Sydney!! So farewell to all my buds and I'll keep you updated on Aidans page ! Love you all. REMEMBER: for those who still posess "Igor's Free Sex" tokens, they can be redeemed at your local street corner or call Ricky on 0419 666 314. BYE BYE!!


01/23/00 04:31:29
Name:
Spinky
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
To meet Har in "person"
Location:
Slova
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
The bag

Comments:
Big Fat Har RULES!!!


01/23/00 02:45:53
Name:
Todd the Wimpy
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
The same thing I do everynight... Try and take over the WORLD!
Sex:
not in a while dammit!
Location:
Nashville, TN
Age:
24
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
The powered brush
Favourite Archdemon:
Paul Harvey (rules over belly lint and Underarm rash)

Comments:


01/14/00 02:57:36
Name:
F. Ucknuckle
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
To take the piss out of the creator of Alochor as much as possible
Sex:
Yes please! (As long as Matt not outside listening again!)
Location:
Grafton somewhere
Age:
32
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
;P
Favourite Archdemon:
Alchor

Comments:
Great site bud!


01/04/00 09:43:54
Name:
T.U.T
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
splaaaaaaaaaah
Sex:
i have a dingaling
Location:
Hell
Age:
666
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
splaaaaaaaaah
Favourite Archdemon:
splaaaaaaah

Comments:

Kool page
Keep up tha good work ] : )

Komix for tha mentally disturbed



12/28/99 23:25:37
Name:
Azrael M.
Ambitions:
Blood, Blood, More Blood
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
Coddling Grinder
Favourite Archdemon:
Mephistopheles

Comments:
This guestbook is sadly empty. What's the matter, NTM, run out of friends? Ha ha :)


11/23/99 10:45:37
My URL:
Visit Me

Comments:
Aiden, you have far and away too much time on your hands.. that is some piss funny graphics


11/15/99 04:53:01
Name:
Jess
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
to rule the world and to be worshipped as the goddess i am ;)
Sex:
ALL WOMAN! hehehe
Location:
somewhere
Age:
guess

Comments:
I think ur one hell of a nut! hehehe keep up the good work.. great page. better than mine, damn u make me look boring. :P


11/07/99 02:06:45
Name:
Fallen Reflection
Ambitions:
To one day see fire come from the sky upon the earth.
Sex:
Demonic Angel
Location:
Annonymous
Age:
17
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
Penis enlargement attatchment

Comments:
My job here is to inform everyone about the end coming sooner than expected. This may seem like a joke but I am totaly serious. I know for a fact that the world is going to burn for eternity with all sinners upon it. The only way I believe to get away f om it all, is to kill myself. But, I don't even know if that is going to work. I am scared along with many others. Since I have studied Satanism, strange things occour. I need help.


11/02/99 14:22:49
Name:
ALCOR
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
To live long and prosper
Sex:
male and yes
Location:
at the computer desk
Age:
I'm imortal
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
this is the wierdest fucking question that i have ever been asked
Favourite Archdemon:
GAMBLOR

Comments:
The home of ALCOR is updated and currentley rules as. it is excellent.visit it or i'll visit you!!


11/02/99 09:23:50
Name:
Daisy Maestro
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
to be born
Sex:
Bloody Oath
Location:
A dark and cold place
Age:
-4 months
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
my umbilical cord
Favourite Archdemon:
my twin

Comments:
I fear that in 5 months that there will be a terrible reckoning with the Brucey Monster... Help my mother give birth in a place away from this perverted, dandruff bearer, wrinkly skined, bra-unclipper, that is known as Brucey


10/26/99 13:22:47
Name:
Joncl Kigra
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
To make a lot of money
Sex:
Male
Location:
On top of a bin stating that "you'd burp too if all you ate was shi..Oak a soft drink it ain't"
Age:
3 months, 2 days, and 53 1/4 mins
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
Oak a soft drink it ain't
Favourite Archdemon:
John Laws

Comments:
I am not in any way at all receiving any money, namly 1.2 million $, from the makers of 'Oak a soft drink it ain't'. They are not paying me in any way to make favourable comments about their wonderful drink 'Oak' while online. I deny all allegations and I refuse to make any comment until I have spoken to my lawyers.


10/26/99 13:07:59
Name:
The other Guy
My URL:
Visit Me
Ambitions:
To be that Guy
Sex:
not lately
Location:
that other place
Age:
about this much
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
that other one
Favourite Archdemon:
that other one

Comments:
Hi


10/10/99 10:18:06
Name:
Alexander Fred Gibson
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
Hmm...find the tomb of the guy who stole my name, that notso Great fella...plus make money and all that kinda jazz.
Sex:
Male (last time i looked?)
Location:
Approximately there.(depending who you listen to). Or possibly somewhere else. But usuallt in Sandy Beach, NSW, Australia
Age:
17 years, 8 months and a coupla days
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
small podium on which to rest a copy of the latest fantasy novel (and you know what i mean by fantasy...)
Favourite Archdemon:
John Smith. The tall one. With the hat. Sometimes anyways.

Comments:
My name is Fred. I feel it is my duty as a humane member of this species (which shall remain unnamed) to inform you of the extreme benefits involved in consuming fishheads for breakfast. Thats right folks, fishheads. Not only will they.. ...do good stuff or you, but they taste great too! So..eat up, I always have, and look whats happened to me! Bye now. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


09/24/99 13:21:20
Name:
Colin is a fuck wit mother fucker that loves to get it on with helpless little ducks. you should be ashamed of your self
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
To see that colin rots in heel for all eternity
Sex:
Male
Location:
Anywhere that colin isn't
Age:
17
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
They one that i will use to beat the shit out of this colin-mother-fucer with.
Favourite Archdemon:
NTM

Comments:
I wish that you, Colin, would just fuck of and live your own life. i think that you are a stupid fuckwit and in desperate need of a root. Then, and perhaps only then, wil you not be so fucking uptight about your slut girlfriend. Just casue you found th s web page doesn't give you the righ to sigh the guest book. that is resevered for people who don't like to touch-up little children (and Bruecy, we'll let him in). You can just fuck off and not stop to smell the fucking flowers you sick, twisted child olesting, sacrificeing, sad, arse-fucking, wanking, voting labour, cunt. I will personally see to it that you will feel the thud when you hit the ground if you mess with this page again. you are a real fuck-up that should just go back to where ever it i that you where thrown out on child molesting charges and stay there. if you choose to be heard or see of again, expect to be hurt in a way you never felt possible. Now, FUCK OFF!!!! You are seriously fucked in the head


09/22/99 08:29:31
Name:
Igor
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
to have my three lovely darlings Hugel, Vallium and Tal grow up as the same sado-massachistic way as their parents.
Sex:
Well as I have 3 almost fully grown foetuses I'm saying they didn't gestate in a box!!
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
I used to have one but the milkman took it with him.
Favourite Archdemon:
KATIE "I'M SICK" BALDWIN

Comments:
EVERYONE WOULD RATHER IT BE KATIE "I'M DEAD" BALDWIN!


09/19/99 10:06:43
Name:
Colin
My URL:
Visit Me
Ambitions:
To kill you Aidan
Sex:
From Jan, yes!
Location:
Singapore
Age:
17
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
A Malay girl
Favourite Archdemon:
You

Comments:
Aidan I want you to stay away from my woman, got it?!?!?!? Jan doesn't like you, Richy and Allan anymore so stay away. I don't want you talking to her anymore ok. Oh, and by the way, your page sucks! Colin, you should have realised y u're a prick by now. The fact you haven't shows that you're a lot stupider than even we realised. Never in my life have I been civil to a sexual deviant, and I'm not about to start. Colin you are possible the most disgusting, pathetic, insignifican , laughable, vomit inducing, petty, small minded, slimy waste of oxygen it has ever been my misfortune to encounter. You make me sick, and I advise all parents to lock up their ten year olds when you're on the prowl! Get fucked, dickhead! I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot barge pole, hell I wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fucking fire! And mate - maybe my page sucks, but at least my name isn't as stupid as Colin!


09/18/99 09:34:29
Name:
Wil Shakespeare
Ambitions:
to become the most famous playwright in the world...oh wait...
Sex:
Male
Location:
Currently? A grave
Age:
Dead

Comments:
Alas poor Yorick, I knew him Horatio! Curse fate that gave thee to the Moor! Tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace: Romeo, Romeo where for art thou Romeo?Shouldn't you be dead? Or is this another Wil Shakespeare?


09/18/99 09:32:33
Name:
Katie Holmes
Ambitions:
To punch out James van der Beek
Sex:
Female
Location:
USA
Age:
20

Comments:
Oh, Azrael...you're much better than that Dawson guy...I'd go you in a second...oh, control my raging hormones...

No, don't control them! It's much more fun when you don't...
09/18/99 09:31:32
Name:
Cameron Diaz
Ambitions:
To make love to a sexy guy, like Azrael
Sex:
Female
Location:
USA

Comments:
Oh, Azrael, last night was...wonderful...

Indeed it was, indeed it was...
09/18/99 09:30:30
Name:
Natalie Portman
Ambitions:
To make love to a hot Australian guy, while reciting a letter
Sex:
Female
Location:
USA
Age:
18
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
Anakin's Light saber

Comments:
mmm...I just love hot Australian guys, especially you, Azrael...

I take it this means you liked our letter? (Shooter!) Tell me when your coming over so I can clean up my room!(Those empty bottles of vodka will have to go for starters...)
09/12/99 09:31:29
Name:
Nick Balk
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
I don't have any
Sex:
If you're offering
Location:
Sydney
Age:
18
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
I'll show if you want
Favourite Archdemon:
Buffy

Comments:
This web page rocks


09/10/99 11:59:21
Name:
Nick Balk
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
Eat food
Sex:
Yes please but not from you Aidan and male
Location:
Wouldn't you like to know
Age:
17
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
I'm not going to tell you
Favourite Archdemon:
Buffy, ohh Buffy

Comments:
Kitley was too young or what is it now, they're too young or can't he get it up. Groovy page Aidan.


09/07/99 13:06:37
Name:
Satan
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
to raise my army and reclaim the world for my own, and that nice teracotta vase I used to have
Sex:
Yes please, but not from you Aidan!
Location:
Hell......also know as Grafton
Age:
17
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
Well...you know that one with those bits
Favourite Archdemon:
ME!!!

Comments:
You've done well my student but next to come is the test of all tests

Tests? Aw man, gimme a break! The trials just ended and the HSC is too fucking close for comfort! I know you're the dark lord of evil and everything but do you have to be so, well, mean?
09/07/99 07:16:43
Name:
Igor
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
To one day give birth to Waza's damn baby I've been carrying for 14 months!!
Sex:
Well how do you thinbk I'm having Waza'a baby? I'm not Katie and prefer the sexual encounters of my own fingers
Location:
Of the baby? Well presently he's in my womb playing a wonderful game of kick the wall
Age:
He's 14 months gestation, so that makes him about .5 human years old
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
He likes the blower the best- that way I don't have to eat the food to get it to him
Favourite Archdemon:
KATIE BALDWIN

Comments:
hello Peoples. I am back after a long and trying honeymoon with Woozlewaza in which we got up to strange and mystifying things with a gerbal, some lima beans and a bottle of Kirsch. Needless to say things got a little sticky!

I bet they did...speaking of Gerbils, I think its time to get out the bit of plastic piping and the cigarette liter...
09/04/99 09:28:13
Name:
Matthew Ware
My URL:
Visit Me
Sex:
From Mr Duyrea?
Location:
Simmon's bedroom
Age:
Always under 3 months
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
The Principal massager
Favourite Archdemon:
The head teacher

Comments:
Mr duyrea is hot, he gives me head when I'm down. It makes me feel good, he is my paedophile in shining armour! He gets me soooo horny with his great big beer gut and miniature penis. it is so compact, you might call it bite size. Another great root is Bl nky's lovely hair. i love to spoof on it. i must go now as mr simmons wants me to go down on him. I AM GETTING LUCKY TONIGHT

Luck you, eh? I wish I could experience something as disgusting and disturbing at that, leading to a life of insanity
Donate Free Food - 08/26/99 08:45:25
My URL:http://www.thehungersite.com/index.html

Comments:

Donate Free Food

áClick for a note from
the United Nations
World Food Program



Animated gifs, backgrounds and more... - 08/25/99 06:53:45
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/4690
My Email:anime@aol.com

Comments:
Good work, congratulations....



08/24/99 12:13:31
Name:
Eduardo Camanchio
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
World Domination and a copy of Kama sutra in every hotel room, just like the bible!
Sex:
far too infrequently
Location:
yeah like I am gonna tell you. Then you will come and kill me like in that movie Urban legend when she was chatting to the killer in the next room
Age:
17
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
suculator 6000
Favourite Archdemon:
Gerald

Comments:
got to my page!!! here is a poem: Green, smooth, wet lilac painted tree Khombi van Poncho-like elegant summer dancing pole A pale, shedding vile frequent hat pin Staring with menace and paper-thin anguish Moonlit boulevard slinking eastward Mongoose striding in yellow indifference Pilfering plentied puce ordered mandarins Conquer Mongols', eagle-patterned furniture

We have another Browning among us, ladies and gentlemen. Or is it a Keats?
Ocasi§es - Telemensagens - 08/20/99 08:56:19
My URL:http://ocasioes.webjump.com
My Email:pneves@geocities.com

Comments:



Brazilian ring - 08/15/99 10:46:32
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/Paradise/4079/
My Email:brazilring@geocities.com

Comments:

Brazilian's Ring Join AllAdvantage.com


08/11/99 03:14:29
Name:
Matthew Ware
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
To root you
Sex:
no
Location:
Aidan's anus
Age:
Too young
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
expansion chamber
Favourite Archdemon:
not my cat

Comments:
I need some sweet lovin' Aidan, bring it on!!!

Ugh...no thanks, I'm...uh...taken...
08/06/99 11:17:34
Name:
Guru AL
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Sex:
mmm . . . wouldn't turn it down
Age:
immortal . . . hard to say
Favourite Archdemon:
Hochlor

Comments:
Azrael is such a charismatic character, there should be more of him and less of that puncy NTM!!!

Indeed! I shall reign supreme! Death to Nine Turning Mirrors!Excuse me Azrael! I'm still here you know! Sheesh...

07/29/99 05:03:25
Name:
You are gay
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
to kill the fag who made this
Sex:
you would like that wouldn't you
Location:
I'm not going to tell you you fag
Age:
older than you
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
you are really distubed
Favourite Archdemon:
get nicked

Comments:
you are really gay and you lick satan's ball


07/25/99 03:20:07
Name:
~ MoonLite ~
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
So many men, so little time. *ROTFLMAO*
Sex:
Yes, please. Is 'now' good for you?
Location:
Central Florida, USA. *S*
Age:
In dog years? I'm dead...
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
A man using it.... 'nuff said.
Favourite Archdemon:
McDonalds. I HATE those arches....

Comments:
Heyyyyyyy. I like what you've done to the page. Sorta. It's different. But I like it. Sorta. I guess change is a good thing. Sorta. I'll get over it. Soon. Well, sorta soon. *LOL* Just had to check up on you, ya know? *weg* Can't letcha get away, cutie. * IG hugs and kisses and nibbles*. Sorta. ;)

Interesting...sorta...

07/16/99 10:42:11
Name:
Daisy Thucy Maestro
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
to build a resonable web page
Sex:
I'm sick of people saying "yes" for this question
Location:
somewhere
Age:
foetus
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
The mullet 'o matic 2000
Favourite Archdemon:
Spew boy

Comments:
Bloddy Brilliant web site here Aidan


06/03/99 08:53:14
Name:
Guru Al
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
The whole kill all Kitleys thing, you know . . .
Sex:
male
Location:
yFalminica
Age:
42
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
The Ultra-super-fantabuloso Suckermatic pipe dobulating frisker, vibromatic, stimulex 3000
Favourite Archdemon:
Hochlor

Comments:
Kudos to you sir, Kudos


06/02/99 00:28:42
Name:
GUESS WHO'S COMMING TO DINNER
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
To die a painful death
Sex:
yes please, many times
Location:
here
Age:
i am as old as the age of time
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
the one that sucks
Favourite Archdemon:
the pope

Comments:
Look's good you stupid puke infested waste of space, loser who would prefer to spend time typing with one hand than enjoying the properties of the phisical world. cya


05/29/99 10:55:42
Name:
Sarah Marton
My URL:
Visit Me
Ambitions:
to meet Azrael
Sex:
only with Azrael, the sexiest guy in the universe
Location:
Boston, MA
Age:
16
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
huh?

Comments:
Azrael you are just so funny! I wish every guy was as charming as you!


05/21/99 10:42:27
Name:
Jan
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
I plan to take over Burger King.
Sex:
I'll have to check with my doctor.
Location:
Oz.
Age:
17
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
Huh?
Favourite Archdemon:
You.

Comments:
Why did Aidan cross the road? Beats me!


05/17/99 10:21:30
Name:
Daisy Thucy Maestro
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
to grow a mullet
Location:
Australia
Age:
17
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
The mullet 'o matic 2000
Favourite Archdemon:
Spew boy

Comments:
Well my friends, reading NTM's guestbook hey? Now that you maybe thinking of leaving this site, go to www.geocities.com/Paris/Maison/5116/ this site offers free porn for everyone who simply signs their name. i found that it is great when starting a porn collection. Go now rating *****


03/25/99 06:24:46
Name:
Igor
My URL:
Visit Me
Ambitions:
To become a Woozlewazza sex toy
Sex:
yes, I would get alot of that!!
Location:
Anywhere, preferably not pre-slimed
Age:
anything over 13 and under 97
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
that brush thingy

Comments:
Back again. Just thought I'd pop in and do a little housework!! Mind if I just made you bed.....NTM what the hell is this? It better not be a cond..... EEEWWW IT IS!! You sly dog you!


03/17/99 06:42:15
Name:
Igor
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
To be one of the whores I've always so admired
Sex:
What now? Well I wasn't quite prepared but.......OKAY!!
Location:
For sex? Anywhere really, just make sure it's wet, slimy and near an ATM, I'd like my $75 straight after
Age:
17 (with a coulpe of 0's on the end)
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
Definatly that whirly sucker-up thingy.

Comments:
Oh, so long since I've confessed NTM. But see, I have done it, I have rid myself of all that doth stain me (except that coffee mark on the front of my toga). Good riddence to 3 unit I do say, and behold I see the light.........or maybe that's just my desk lamp reminding me I have a bio assessment tomorrow. I'm off, oh great one, (and so too is that chicken hanging above the alter, please remove it before I return, or I'll have Mrs NTM onto you!!


03/06/99 07:03:28
Name:
R Hastings
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
To live a full life
Sex:
M and Y
Location:
Grafton
Age:
17-18
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
If it is what i am thinking the torch
Favourite Archdemon:
Nathan Kook

Comments:
Looks really cool i like what you did with it it is a big improvement to your old page. or so i think anyway. BEEFCAKE BEEFCAKE


03/06/99 07:03:18
Name:
Davo the Great
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
wouldn't you like to know
Sex:
Male, anytime provided you're a sexy female human
Location:
Grafton
Age:
17
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
oh i like the ones that suck
Favourite Archdemon:
Kitley's late brother

Comments:
I want to bite your neck to pieces... Aidan this is weird! What do dustbusters have to do with satanic stuff?


03/05/99 05:56:40
Name:
Daisy Thucy Maestro
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
To live twice
Location:
Aust
Age:
17
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
squa
Favourite Archdemon:
Nathan Kook

Comments:
Cool site Aidan, nice update. HELLO EVERYONE THIS IS ME DAISY MY SITE IS BEING UPDATED SOON SO GO THERE OR ELSE


02/27/99 21:06:44
Name:
Nine Turning Mirrors
My URL:
Visit Me
My Email:
Email Me
Ambitions:
not many
Sex:
possibly, but shower first
Location:
Falminica
Age:
so very old
Favourite Dustbuster attachment:
the end
Favourite Archdemon:
Orcus

Comments:
Lovely, just lovely.


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