Jarrad - 08/22/98 03:01:59
My URL:http://u know it
My Email:jarradd@hotmail.com
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: HI
Your ArchNemesis: Melbourne
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: Harsh Language
Marital Status: Not yet
Sex (M/F/Y/N): If you are offering
How did you find out about the Academy?: u told me

Comments:
Stop changing your web page so that we can try and make ours better than yours. Feeble Joke. If any people from grafton bother to read the guestbook hello to you all bye

NTM - 08/22/98 02:51:18

Comments:
Ha! Ha! Ha! I am supreme! Long Live Nine Turning Mirrors!

NTM - 08/22/98 02:49:32
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: Lets have sex
Your ArchNemesis: Kitley
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: limp stick of celery
Sex (M/F/Y/N): leider kein Geshlectsvehrker

Comments:
Signing this book makes me reflect on the meaning of life, the universe and everything 42

Dr Q - 08/21/98 06:06:25
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: TIME FOR YOUR CHECK-UP!!!!!!
Your ArchNemesis: People who make intellectual jokes at me and think I don't understand- morons
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: DRILL!!!
Sex (M/F/Y/N): Necrophiliac

Comments:
********EVERYONE ATTENTION********* Time for those annual check-ups!!! Tip me well and you wont need to return for a LONG TIME!! P.S. Bring cash this time- only the first time's free.......but you already know that, and there's no turning back!! *evil laugh*

Matthew Ware - 08/17/98 07:17:46
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Foothills/9460
My Email:matthew_ware@hotmail.com
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: Fuck You!
Your ArchNemesis: Peter Kitley
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: Jokes 'r' us
Marital Status: not
Sex (M/F/Y/N): m/y
How did you find out about the Academy?: Umm.... Let me think ......

Comments:
My page is up and running so please visit it! You have to sign the guest book!!!

- 08/17/98 06:56:10

Comments:


chesie - 08/14/98 06:58:43
My Email:depends
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: hello, how are ya??
Marital Status: you can guess
Sex (M/F/Y/N): female

Comments:
Well what can I say?? I have no idea.

Guru Al - 08/13/98 06:34:59
My Email:guru_al@hotmail.com

Comments:
You neglected to include that i am the narcotics minister of yFalminica, and you don't have the silent y on the front of it, and you left out the last part of the anthem. Rule yFalminica, screw the lower class they can go and shove it up their arse Screw religion we are now the gods. Praise be to our holy bods

ME YOU FOOLS - 08/13/98 05:47:05
My URL:http://RIGHT HERE
My Email:ON THE FRONT
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: Moechtest du Geshlectsverkehr?
Your ArchNemesis: Socialist sodomists like Blinky
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: bfg

Comments:
finally got the java version up!

Ice - 08/12/98 06:18:46
My Email:waza@nor.com.au
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: SOMEBODY POISONED THE WATER HOLE!!!!
Your ArchNemesis: nyome who is ugly
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: my horn(s)
Marital Status: laid up (hopefully)
Sex (M/F/Y/N): M and yes TONIGHT!!!
How did you find out about the Academy?: A tall good looking blonde sent it to me

Comments:
Master of the page,you are a very sick and twisted little man. Your friends must be very scary especially that lacy black!!!

Avatar - 08/11/98 22:27:02
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Realm/2062
My Email:avatar485@hotmail.com
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: BOO!
Your ArchNemesis: Lack of really good pot.
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: Rabid Toenail Clippers
Marital Status: Single and glad of it.
Sex (M/F/Y/N): What's that? *L*
How did you find out about the Academy?: You signed my guestbook, and I hadn't seen your page until now. Duh.

Comments:
Cute. I like the music, could do something about the menu though. *S*

Igor - 08/11/98 07:21:49
My Email:igor_ck@hotmail.com
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: Jerk me around and you'll have no need for that *avert eyes downwards*
Your ArchNemesis: Mrs Timmins- for not organising my free periods for a better time
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: You can't see it, but I can use it very effectively
Sex (M/F/Y/N): Well everyone it has been 6 weeks!! What do you reckon!!

Comments:
Hey NTM. Can't talk, need Waza, gotta go.

Igor - 08/07/98 06:18:30
My Email:igor_ck@hotmail.com
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: If I were a malteser, would you suck or crunch?
Your ArchNemesis: Lint
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: Bobby pin and a piece of hair
Sex (M/F/Y/N): M/F/Y
How did you find out about the Academy?: I woke up to find it tattooed to my butt!

Comments:
NTM. I haven't visited your humble abode for a while. I need to find me a good time. Ich glaube ich bin notgeil!! JUST KIDDING. More like that if I were Simon, or if it were that I was Simon. Enough!!

Guru Al - 08/06/98 06:04:05
My Email:guru_al@hotmail.com
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: I didn't know you would put it in there
Your ArchNemesis: Hanson,
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: nipples
Marital Status: must i keep reminding you
Sex (M/F/Y/N): m, y, n,f,yn,mf,y
How did you find out about the Academy?: Is your memory that bad

Comments:
Have you had the chance to check this while you were in sydney? Tell that stupid Kraut of yours that i still haven't got the cup of life out of my head

guru al, igor, gorf, el barto, girl on stairs - 08/05/98 02:13:47
My Email:guru_al@hotmail.com, igor_ck@hotmail.com, petera@key.net.au, void,
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: figlio di puttana, pezzo di mer a, root me, you sexy thing,
Your ArchNemesis: Hanson, Lacey black, Spruce Kaboos, kitley,
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: the death stare, huby, h-bomb, a liitle pinch of love, sperm rapids
Marital Status: married x 3
Sex (M/F/Y/N): m,m,m,m,m,f,f, y,y,y,y,y,y,y please i go for bondage
How did you find out about the Academy?: tripped and fell and found myself in the gutter. the academy was there

Comments:
Have you checked this while you have been in Sydney? If so say hello to all, Stephie etc. Don't come back you freak, we are happy t

Senator YFalminica Silk - 08/03/98 05:16:46
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: psuedo communism
Your ArchNemesis: David Bruce
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: rusty spoon
Marital Status: free and easy
Sex (M/F/Y/N): yes!yes!yes!
How did you find out about the Academy?: from YFalminican embasssy

Comments:
You are now aware that you have messed with the master I will bring you down in a screaming heap from which you will emerge shaken and cursing the day you insulted the only person in YFalminica who has more power than you and the person who controls a con iderable portion of the viewing network. You may now only wait for the inevitable. That is all. Yes, Yes it is

Guru Al - 07/30/98 06:43:06
My Email:guru_al@hotmail.com
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: She blew what?!!?
Your ArchNemesis: Kitley, der Arschlock
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: Igor
Marital Status: Hey, hey that's a bit personal
Sex (M/F/Y/N): Well i don't mind if i do . . . i mean, not now
How did you find out about the Academy?: same old story

Comments:
Email me, evryone email me now!!!!! the address is above Read, learn and be happy

Mmmm spam time. I'll get Spamboy to work...and as an afterthought, Kitley is not only 'einen Arschlock' aber auch einen sexueller Idiot...does that make sense? Oh well I'll continue my pidgin German at a later date. See you in week, freak! Hey that rhymes! I'm a poet and I'm not even aware of it! Peace out!

Lacey Black - 07/28/98 08:36:05
My Email:Oohbaby@givememore
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: Nice Eyes
Your ArchNemesis: Grandparents
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: Dry Patches
Marital Status: Waiting
Sex (M/F/Y/N): I wish
How did you find out about the Academy?: Are you totally blind, you sent me the address so many times that I have lost count.

Comments:
I love this page so much. Did you get todays motto from S.Cowan, my future husband, remind me to punch you for that prediction! Keep eating those rotten snails and earthworms, it will clear up any nasal passage and hel you learn your statement!!!

The statement made by me accurately sets out the evidence I would...damn it we lost anyway...

~MoonLite~ & Igor - 07/27/98 15:20:38
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ga/MoonLite
My Email:Pagan_Moon@hotmail.com
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: Stranger than what, ME?? *L*
Your ArchNemesis: Igor
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: Igor
Marital Status: Igor
Sex (M/F/Y/N): Igor
How did you find out about the Academy?: Igor

Comments:
*LOL* Well, it was fun with Igor while it lasted...kept borrowing my heels and wouldn't give them back. But when (s)he started with the stockings, THAT was IT!. *sigh I'll love him forever...What was his name again?

Dieses ist zu humorvoll. Wir sollten aus unserem Elend heraus gesetzt werden und beendet werden.*giggles* And don't EVEN get me started on French, Oui? P.S. Why weren't you in class the other day, NTM? Lebe wohl, Bonbon einer.

You've got a bizarre obsession with Igor I think. Try having a cold shower. It works for me.

IGOR - 07/25/98 08:51:37
My Email:If you want me: 1800 SEXY
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: Do I make you horny baby?
Your ArchNemesis: People who think Worrell is gay
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: My unsurpountable looks
Sex (M/F/Y/N): all the time- why do you think I'm never seem to be at parties for long?

Comments:
NTM, the page is fantastic. Ask Azrael is FUNNY!! I'm glad to see Igor has made it finally to the Tale. I'm sure he will have a kindly word to write about you, the next time he must write a tabernacle in ancient sandscrit for the Zanzibarian god of rambut ns. See ya round (like a rissole, ha ha ha)

If you want me call 1800 HOT SEX, oops thats my work number...

Staephi (Stephanie..the one staying with Gorf) - 07/25/98 08:48:44
My Email:petera@key.net.au
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: Nichts
Your ArchNemesis: Cannot be revealed...
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: Hairdryer
Marital Status: Single
Sex (M/F/Y/N): F, all the day
How did you find out about the Academy?: Gorf

Comments:
Hi Aidan! Yet another German has signed your guestbook! I decided to show her the page and here's what she thought..In German, of course! Gorf - thuperekthtraordinaire Staephi: Abgesehen davon,dass Du echt durchgeknallt bist,hast Du echt was drauf.Ich find Deine homepage echt lustig und hatte viel Spass beim Lesen! Staephi

Danke fuer die freundliche Woerter.

Gorf - 07/24/98 08:22:42
My Email:i forget
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: the story so far of the history of NTM
Your ArchNemesis: My 29th wife..see below
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: frog..have I put that before?
Marital Status: Polygamy rules
Sex (M/F/Y/N): MY (Oh, MY!!!)

Comments:
Hi Aidan. I still like your page.. as if I ever didn't. Although I am not in your 'friends' page so I request that you put me back on there or else. Hey, why am I threatening you! I'm meant to being nice so you can put it back on. Anyway, I'd really like o be there, instead of just my e-mail adress after Allan's (with a double l) profile. I noticed that in the history of NTM your link didn't work from Part I to Part IV - it couldn't find the path or something. Anyway, I've spent nearly an hour on your pag so I'd better go. Gorf (sorry if it was too long) p.s. The link doesn't work to part 'the drugs don't work' either.

Entschuldigung Herr Andrews. Sim Balla Sim. The links are fixed.

Igor - 07/24/98 06:21:30
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: Lick me, I'm salty
Your ArchNemesis: over eaters (no nasty jokes now)
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: bite me
Marital Status: sex only
Sex (M/F/Y/N): female

Comments:
Greetings *hissed from a foaming mouth because I'm in a smegging bad mood* I'm being interrupted by an alien (German of course) the git, see you Monday.

Bloody germans. Need another World War to thin out their ranks a little. *ouch* I severely apologise to the 80 million people I insulted for one lame punchline.

Lacey Black - 07/23/98 07:26:25
My Email:you want me@ohsobad
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: You stink buddy
Your ArchNemesis: Igor
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: Lingerie
Marital Status: Dreaming
Sex (M/F/Y/N): Not sure
How did you find out about the Academy?: My absolutely amazing insight into things that are out of this world alerted me to the dangers of this page

Comments:
I love this page so much Buddy! Thanks for the comments on the friends page! I just really hope that S.C. does not get that close to my extra personality again! It really is a sex thing you know, but you get that! How is it hanging? Keep fighting the figh against those evil monsters named Hanson, oops wipe that last name no-one should know who our enemies are!

No! All should know the evil that is Hanson so it may be overcome! For does it no say "I was taken to a field where I saw a beast and it had three heads all with long blonde hair and suspicously feminine features"?
Guru Al - 07/23/98 06:56:29
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: Ask for paper at desk
Your ArchNemesis: egg nog
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: Alexander Downer
Marital Status: Does this include that 'mistake' i made in that small village on the Peruvian border in '76
Sex (M/F/Y/N): yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
How did you find out about the Academy?: divine intervention

Comments:
fuckfuckfuckyou

Finally a non-German, I am happy even though he swore at me. Don't worry I made a mistake in '76 as well. *damned congressional hypocrites*

Grossadmiral Schoenitz - 07/23/98 06:53:49
My URL:http://fuck
My Email:Deutsches Reich
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: Sieg Heil
Your ArchNemesis: Da dicke Herrmann
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: H-Bomb
Marital Status: 4 wives, lots of kids, $4.789.430,98
Sex (M/F/Y/N): I don't know at moment
How did you find out about the Academy?: could be better

Comments:
More Photos of naked girls, perhaps Ch. or P.

Alright what the hell's going on? How are all these Germanics entering the Academy? Its freaking me out damn it!

man's body - 07/23/98 06:36:06
My URL:http://void
My Email:n/a
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: kiss my arse
Your ArchNemesis: Petra Winkler
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: A-bomb
Marital Status: Married, if A. gets her way
Sex (M/F/Y/N): M, y y y y y
How did you find out about the Academy?: Guru Al

Comments:
Wir trampeln durchs Getreide, wir trampeln durch die Saat, Hurra! wir verbloeden, fuer uns bezahlt der Staat! by Broesel

Hast du einen Vogel? Ich weiss du bist sehr schwul.

ILP shits - 07/22/98 23:52:17
My Email:hgdfasghfg
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: hello
Your ArchNemesis: jimbo
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: rat
Marital Status: sex
Sex (M/F/Y/N): yes please
How did you find out about the Academy?: ghghghghgh

Comments:
ghghghghhgghghghghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghg fuck you

Mmmmm ILP

~ MoonLite ~ - 07/21/98 18:37:59
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ga/MoonLite
My Email:Pagan_Moon@hotmail.com
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: Ahh, thought you'd catch me, huh? I don't TALK to strangers! *winks*
Your ArchNemesis: *sigh* ... gravity ...
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: With THIS outfit who needs weapons? *falls on the floor, laughing*
Marital Status: Once engaged to a starship Captain *mumbles* Refer to the next entry...
Sex (M/F/Y/N): *giggles insanely* If they die? They die. S.E.P. *WEG*
How did you find out about the Academy?: Academy??? I was looking for...dammit...with all the questions, I've forgotten. Thanks a BUNCH you bloody bloke!

Comments:
*sits in a corner, studying, making notes*
I just don't know NTM. I just don't know. I thought I knew the meaning of Life (I am an American, after all...geesh!) until I read your erotica, errr, Tale. That made me question the whole thing. Like hy am I here? What's the Plan, mate? IS there a Plan? And if there IS a Plan, who wrote It. And was it a 'he' that wrote it or that alto-voiced, mouse-outfited-cross-dresser Igor? Can mice write? Do they have oriental mustaches? Will, I, too, live to be 1 00? Of course, scientifically speaking if boobs drop one inch [2.53 cm for you non-imperialists *L*] per year after the age of 39 then I'd have to build a cart and drag 'em behind me. Oh NO!! *gasp* My behind would be in the cart, too!! * links with horror* Just Kill Me! I don't deserve your friendship ... I'm not worthy ... *the wench winks and runs away* Bye, sweetie!

Help me please somebody, this place can only take a certain amount of insanity...oh waht the hell! bring on the nutcases! Igor says hi Moonlite, maybe a new romance is born?...

Davo the Great - 07/20/98 03:56:22
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Arena/4721/
My Email:bourke@key.net.au
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: Goto my page GIT!
Your ArchNemesis: hmm... you know who
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: My guitar amp
Marital Status: single
Sex (M/F/Y/N): expecting
How did you find out about the Academy?: who cares

Comments:
goto my page you git! and anyone else who reads Aidan's guestbook... how's your holidays been? school tomorrow... (ewwwwwww) gotta go... cya!

Don't call me git you bucket of shark-infested pig snot.

Azrael Mesphistos - 07/11/98 00:11:39
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: i want to rip your still beating heart out through your nose with a pair of chopsticks
Your ArchNemesis: World Peace
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: Anything that causes heavy bleeding
Marital Status: Single - I killed my last 300 wives
Sex (M/F/Y/N): very often
How did you find out about the Academy?: i work here

Comments:
I need blood! Great page

You'll find some in the trough out the back.

Davo the Great - 07/09/98 13:42:38
My URL:you know it
My Email:you know it
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: Does your sexual preference include me?
Your ArchNemesis: Jimbo
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: my mind
Marital Status: dreaming
Sex (M/F/Y/N): just finished
How did you find out about the Academy?: i dunno

Comments:
I haven't been in here for a while, Aidan.. what's the go with the title screen? i'm trying to get some rotating text to work on my page... cya!

About the title screen...I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you and I don't want that. Who would clean up the mess...?

Violet - 07/03/98 17:45:43
My Email:ask me
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: the place ur looking 4 is this way (lol)
Marital Status: Single (maybe looking)
Sex (M/F/Y/N): Female to all
How did you find out about the Academy?: i donno

Comments:
Looked u up on the contact list and thought i would just stop and say hey! Talk later -bye- Violet

No we talk now! NOW!!! Oh wait, am I writing this? Shit..

waza hunter - 07/01/98 08:12:25
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: we're going on a waza hunt....
Your ArchNemesis: Sausages and WAZA
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: Waza's B.O.
Marital Status: Waza's lover on the side.
Sex (M/F/Y/N): All the time!!!

Comments:
You have an interesting web-site but according to Igor, it's not as interesting as what you can find down Waza's pants plus other genitals that I cannot even describe.

Go off then and find yourself a nice plump and hairy Waza.

For my own protection, I would rather remain nameless; I**R - 06/29/98 08:20:47
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: I've changed my mind.
Sex (M/F/Y/N): If I usually wore that sort of thing, one would imagine: all the time

Comments:
Since I wrote that email, and looked at that picture on the webpage- I have decided: yes Aidan, I do see the uncanny resemblence between a sexy black-haired chick in leather covering not much of her body and me. But how could making me re-enact it at scho l convince you! By the way, Jimbo has never seen me in leather how could he tell it was me!!

I think you'll find we've all seen you in it. Well at least I have...Oh...whoops that was a dream...er..I mean a premonition.

Janel - 06/28/98 05:34:49
My Email:amyf@intertex.net, OR Janel@theglobe.com
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: SMILE
Your ArchNemesis: closed minded people
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: mas destrucion is BAD I don't like war!
Marital Status: when I get to be about 30 then I will decide if I want marriage.
Sex (M/F/Y/N): Female, and hear me ROAR!
How did you find out about the Academy?: YOu told me!

Comments:
Ya your page is interesting alright! So do you forgive me now? PLEASE!!!! :)

Hmmmm... No.;)

Igor The Great - 06/28/98 02:51:09
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: Bunky lives on
Your ArchNemesis: Zanzibarian anteater
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: My copy of "Bunky rides on after Jock had a nasty fall that left him paralysed down the left side of his body only to be cured by Dr Q"
Marital Status: Totally out of the question for an exitonarimian
Sex (M/F/Y/N): Transexual and proud

Comments:
NTM, Igor will be forces to unleash his massive powers on you unless you be nice and put him in the tale, ok!! Other than that, IT IS FANTASTIC!! (By the way make the cheque out to IGOR)!!

Of course. Sign here.

Gorf - 06/26/98 06:35:26

Comments:
I think that you've done very well with the writing of Part II of the Tale of Nine Turning Mirrors. I'm waiting for the other things !!

I bet you are. Not long to wait however...

Anvil falls on Coyote - 06/25/98 06:53:59
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: Purple Monkey dishwasher
Your ArchNemesis: ag-ag, swilly dirt pewter cup
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: mug bar dandy swashbuckle
Marital Status: idio idio
Sex (M/F/Y/N): yak swahili cat market
How did you find out about the Academy?: Free pin fluffy wank purse

Comments:
sub sub dooby escalator. Verticle arrogant loo rhino erotica plant. Swishy oushy dog bottom

I had one but the wheels fell off.

Guru Al - 06/25/98 06:47:23
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: At last we have balls
Your ArchNemesis: hanson, as always.And Dougie the Pizza boy
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: Dead Sea scrolls
Marital Status: Currently betroved to an attractive catapillar in a cocoon.
Sex (M/F/Y/N): m and yes
How did you find out about the Academy?: to answer that would be to dignify a an absolute f*ckwit with some intelligence

Comments:
I thought, just in case there is any confusion, that i, Guru Al am not an alias of Aidan Hennessy. Myself, i am currently taking residence in the twisted,deranged and utterly depraved mind of the great Allan Houston. Sweet Bosom says hi.

There is no confusion. #$@#!@!!ASSd Well maybe there is.
Jimbo - 06/24/98 08:02:14
My URL:http://find it yourself
My Email:james1@key.net.au
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: Find my page!
Your ArchNemesis: Peter Shitley
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: nerve gas
Marital Status: yeah right
Sex (M/F/Y/N): My business
How did you find out about the Academy?: Duh!

Comments:
Get a better background , I should be in this ring soon so: wont that be good!

Yes it will be good. Sort of.

Davo the Great - 06/23/98 08:44:07
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Arena/4721/
My Email:bourke@key.net.au
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: Are you a virgin?
Your ArchNemesis: Daisy
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: Daisy's milk bucket
Marital Status: single
Sex (M/F/Y/N): You're next honey
How did you find out about the Academy?: ???

Comments:
Aidan, this page takes too long to load! (i mean it) it takes twice as long as mine does and mine's too long too. I'm awaiting a decent background on here. Have you been refreshing your page a lot? 399 hits... fuck off

Why don't you fuck off?

Dr. Q - 06/22/98 07:57:31
My Email:sick@death.gov
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: I detect the sweet stench of death- oh wait, it's your perfume
Your ArchNemesis: girls
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: Dr. Q's brain suicidal enigmatic reposessing kudoistic hand held razor
Sex (M/F/Y/N): Dr. Q has many friends

Comments:
I believe this page is in full need of a Dr. Q self-torture kit. It comes complete with kick yourself in the nuts boots; give yourself a Prince Albert needle; look like David Bruce glasses (these are especially lethal) and a hand-held opposite-sex attract ng match box- (however Dr. Q has never tested the latter due to the Dr.'s natural sexual magnetism. ORDER YOUR'S NOW!!!

Hey Dr. Q! NTM says its time for his checkup...hint hint.

Cardinal Gary - 06/21/98 00:56:36
My URL:http://www.vatican.com
My Email:gary@vatican.com
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: repent thy sins and buy me a burger
Your ArchNemesis: All Anglicans, Presbtyrians, Baptists, Methodists, Mormons etc.
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: Holy Flaming Cross with built-in grenade
Marital Status: celibate, well sort of...
Sex (M/F/Y/N): That is unholy to defile your body in that way
How did you find out about the Academy?: its heresy i tell you!

Comments:
NTM I would just like to congratulate you on making a page that truly follows the teaching of the Holy Roman Church. Excuse me I'm off to burn some protestants.

Thanks for your time your grace.
Davo the Great - 06/20/98 10:17:41
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Arena/4721/
My Email:bourke@key.net.au
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: You feeling lucky or you wanna die young?
Your ArchNemesis: Aidan "the animal"
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: dirt
Marital Status: dreaming
Sex (M/F/Y/N): Just finished
How did you find out about the Academy?: I don't remember

Comments:
This page is still a crock, you git! hehe Oh, and you ARE a foul varlit you git so suck me off! umm, the midi file sounds like shit on a humane sound card. Apart from that, that's all folks! (oh yeah, I'm experimenting with a bit of 3d text on my page at the moment... keep posted!)

I'm 1000 years old. How can I die young? Git.

Igor - 06/20/98 05:05:42
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: That's 117 minutes of my life I'll never get back!!
Your ArchNemesis: Anyone who believes Bunky is not the answer to the questions of the universe (that is everyone but myself)
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: I've exorsised them all

Comments:
Hi NTM, still playing with that sausage? ha ha. Igor has been on a very long "holiday" to the mental hospital!! That is why he hasn't written for so long, incase you were wondering, he was in there because he would not stop eating the neighbourhood dogs! otta run, one of my alter egos needs to use the bathroom!

Please stop the sausage joke. Its getting old. AND HITLER'S STILL SMILING!! (sorry, couldn't help myself)

Allan - 06/18/98 07:24:42

Comments:
Real name this time. Feminimity, you wish

Yes. Yes it is.

sweet bosom - 06/18/98 06:43:50
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: hi, honeysuckle
Your ArchNemesis: cherry pie stains
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: love, love, and more love
Marital Status: here's your cue Aidan
Sex (M/F/Y/N): Aidan, here is another cue
How did you find out about the Academy?: well, you told me the other night when...Oh no can't say that

Comments:
What's this? Daisy knows you're gay, and so does Abuser (aka spruce Kaboos)Is there something going on. You know where your heart should be sugar dumpling

Yes I do baby.(Did I really just say that?)

Guru Al - 06/18/98 06:38:53
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: save thy soul heathen
Your ArchNemesis: Martin Scorcese's eyebrows
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: the pelvis
Marital Status: i just divoced all of my 1000 odd wives
Sex (M/F/Y/N): (insert stupid joke)
How did you find out about the Academy?: the power vested in meby god

Comments:
A Long winded apology (not that there needs to be one) to Igor. I most humbly apologise to you Igor. I am so sorry that your sacred name was not uttered in my texts. I will be sure to mentio you, oh honourable one, the next time that one of my writings appears on this page. Now Aidan my most humble contrafibularities for the acievement of such pasdacasity in the production of this carationous Web Page. Kudos to you sir, kudos.

I too apologise to Igor. Sorry for not including the amazing adventures of a bizarre transexual and his(her?)cheese grater. Or something like that.

Abuser - 06/18/98 05:51:47
My URL:http://earl
My Email:spammegood@nor.com.au
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: Swirly Milks Daisy
Your ArchNemesis: Swirly Big Head
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: The things on the end of your shoe-lace
Marital Status: Your Hubbie
Sex (M/F/Y/N): N/A
How did you find out about the Academy?: You told me dropkick

Comments:
Aidan's Gay I tell ya!!!

Don't you ever say that about me again, sweetie.

Comments:
Just signing your new book... making my presence felt among those less great than myself. Goodbye foul varlit!

What the f***k is a varlit? And there are only about 3 things less than you in the world, and their ALL varities of fly larvae.

Gorf - 06/16/98 06:28:26
My Email:petera@key.net.au
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: Nothing. Be ignorant
Your ArchNemesis: Hanson
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: frog
Marital Status: you know who to...
Sex (M/F/Y/N): and who with...kidding!
How did you find out about the Academy?: NTM

Comments:
Well, there's certainly been an improvement since I last visited - a few quiddles ago. You've done really well and I hope I typed the right info in! I'm not going to explain how I came up with GORF, the secret lies with you and I...*evil laugh*

Tee Hee, I think I'll reveal the secret. Gorf means...Nah too lazy.

Daniel James - 06/16/98 06:02:32
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: hello
Your ArchNemesis: David Bourke
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: Dildo
Marital Status: divorced 7 times
Sex (M/F/Y/N): N/A
How did you find out about the Academy?: FROM YOURSELF

Comments:
Aidan, I hate your crappy background, I think it stinks. Im writing this from South High. We came here thinking elctronics was on, but NO! Blinky's page is way better than yours. You dont how to make a web site. From this web page I can tell you that you are GAY!

You tell it Daisy.

Igor - 06/12/98 07:57:00
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: I'm CONDEMNED
Your ArchNemesis: The people who don't like you because someone two people they like, like me instead. UNLUCKY!
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: me
Sex (M/F/Y/N): only if YOU are offering!!!

Comments:
Bunky is the greatest. This page is so salty I'd like to lick it all over...*oh, did I just say that aloud??* By the way Aidan your guestbook just stuffed up on me & I couldn't read it. D'oh. Make sure Igor is well fed. Sorry, telling my alter/ego what to do later on. Bye!!

WHO THE HELL IS BUNKY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

NTM - 06/12/98 06:55:02
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: fuck ya
Your ArchNemesis: that piece of crap named Blinky
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: cup of coffee

Comments:
phew! frames were fucking up there for a moment

Me! Me! Me! - 06/11/98 06:33:16
My URL:http://this one
My Email:on the front
Favourite thing to Say to Total Strangers: Excuse me, do you have any fried frog eyes?
Your ArchNemesis: The Ineffable Bob
Favourite weapon of mass destruction: Chopsticks
Marital Status: None of your business!
Sex (M/F/Y/N): Maybe later
How did you find out about the Academy?: that's the stupidest fcking question...

Comments:
yay! got the random midi thing working!