Mrs Rebecca Kelly's Mum - 02/14/99 13:02:48
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~unclesam/frontpage.html
My Email:unclesam@nor.com.au
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: plead ignorance
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): Female
Favourite Cult: Ullyses motorcycle club
Person you would must like to shoot: Who-ever invented the television,and then next the television!

Comments:
Very imaginative webpage,Aidan.Also look at the pics in Family Album Our other webpages are http://www.key.net.au/~unclesam/index.html and http://www.unclesam.skelly.com/

Guru AL - 02/13/99 04:31:23
My Email:guru_al@hotmail.com
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: Have you ever done it like this before (i say that before i shamelessly throw myself onto them)
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): M, an y
Archnemesis: Kitley
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: lima bean
Favourite Cult: The cult of the dirty paperclip
Person you would must like to shoot: Kitley

Comments:
I am the greatest Guru in the world. Come to me!

Davo the Great - 02/01/99 07:04:45
My URL:http://www.key.net.au/~bourke/
My Email:bourke@key.net.au
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: are you a virgin?
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): mmmm yeah :)
Archnemesis: My twin sister's other sister's other sister
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: can't remember
Favourite Cult: Allan
Person you would must like to shoot: Peter Kitley :)

Comments:
Hey Aidan, your background would look better if you locked it.. so the text scrolls but the background remains stationary. What else has changed in here? See you in hell, foul varlit!

felice - 01/18/99 22:13:35
My Email:tripitaka17@hotmail.com
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: I think I love you
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): hmmmmmmmm....that's maybe better left unsaid
Archnemesis: Geoff (amongst others)
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: I am impartial to the lentil
Favourite Cult: the cult of monkey magic
Person you would must like to shoot: mentioned above

Comments:
Entertaining guestbook Aiden. Well done.

Daisy Thucy Meastro - 01/12/99 03:02:05
My URL:http://www.hotkey.net.au/~danj
My Email:daisy69erplease@hotmail.com
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: One night or two
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): not on the first date
Archnemesis: Nathan and they guy called "Who am I?"
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: a pickled tenant
Favourite Cult: The most insane people of the one night stand
Person you would must like to shoot: ^^^^ Mentioned above ^^^^

Comments:
whatever

Agronomous - 01/11/99 11:48:37
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: Zuruck bleiben bitte!
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): Only when I'm not at home
Archnemesis: Pants that hug your butt
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: Peperoni
Favourite Cult: Sex pistols R' US
Person you would must like to shoot: You can't reach him. He's too far away

Comments:
Hey. I haven't visited in ages but it still sucks as much as ever. You should really get some class and stop blaming every damn thing on me.

To the fucked up limp-cock wankers who like to think of themselves as "who am I?" and "I'm not fucking telling ya!" - get a fucking life and find something better to do rather than writing illiterate and illegible abuse in someone's guestbook wh le pulling on your pin sized dick (I think you only have one between you) - Yours sincerely, the Site Maintainer
who am I? - 01/11/99 07:40:23
My URL:http://screw you
My Email:hmmmmm@screw.you.bitch
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: get fucked shit
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): Hahaha thats very funny ( note:sarcasm )
Archnemesis: you ya puss licking whore
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: i guess you fit into this category
Favourite Cult: Cults are for pansies, join the kkk
Person you would must like to shoot: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Comments:
your seriously fucked up get help you fucked up little wanker. I hope you rot in hell!

I'm not fucking telling ya - 12/30/98 21:53:09
My URL:http://stick.it.up.your.ass
My Email:fuckoff@get.fucked.com
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: yous are all fucked
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): thats what you would all like to experience...BUT YA WON'T
Archnemesis: EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO SIGNED THIS FUCKED GUESTBOOK
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: dead rotting corpses of archnemesis
Favourite Cult: one that kills FUCKERS like yous
Person you would must like to shoot: ALL OF YOU FUCKING LOSERS >>>GET A FUCKING LIFE

Comments:
YOUS ARE ALL FUCKED IN THE HEAD AND ARE ALL GOING DOWN......YOUS ARE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE... YOU FUCKING LOOSERS GET A FUCKING LIFE AND FUCKING STOP MASTERBATING......STOP HAVING BUM SEX WITH EACH OTHER AND FLOGGING YOURSELF OFF HARDCORE PORN SIGHTS>> > FUCKS YA ALL>>>YOUR GOING TO DIE

Siobhan Hennessy - 12/23/98 08:45:01
My Email:bootychick@hotmail.com
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: That's not a lollipop and that's not my mouth...
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): Too much - crotch rot hurts
Archnemesis: This guy I know who wont put out - pussy teaser
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: Louise 'He was unconcious the whole time' Henry
Favourite Cult: My own - The Nation of Domination
Person you would must like to shoot: Get Maria Carey and Celine Dion with one bullet

Comments:
Aidan, your page needs to be more abrupt and abusive. More insults and more pictures. Besides that it was all right.

Daisy Thucy Maestro - 12/19/98 00:39:47
My URL:http://www.hotkey.net.au/~danj
My Email:daisy69erplease@hotmail.com
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: Please sir can have some more?
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): male/female/y/n
Archnemesis: One of those Teletubbies
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: eggplant
Favourite Cult: The most hatred tenants Co.
Person you would must like to shoot: Nathan Kook

Comments:
Hi Aidan. Just thought I would sign your guestbook.

Stephie - 11/11/98 13:29:45
My Email:GDemin@t-online.de
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: Was soll denn das?
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): F,denk ich jedenfalls
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: Manchmal bsit Du echt ätzend!
Person you would must like to shoot: my maths teacher

Comments:
Wie kommst Du nur immer auf solche Ideen Aidan? Bis irgendwann!

Daisy Maestro - 11/10/98 08:55:46
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Maison/5116/
My Email:danj@hotkey.net.au
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: are you a Tenant
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): M Y (N for Kitley)
Archnemesis: Fuck that Nathan
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: A nice juicey, ripe and yet hard ...
Favourite Cult: The nimbin tenants inc
Person you would must like to shoot: Mentioned above (with a javelin)

Comments:
I got the picture of Gary for my web page. Thanks. Great page Aidan. BETTER THAN BLINKY'S.

Igor - 11/06/98 05:13:02
My Email:igor_ck@hotmail.com
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: Bake me some pie
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): m/f/y/y/y/y/y/y/y/
Archnemesis: drysnatch
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: sugs the slug
Favourite Cult: Ranch Davidians
Person you would must like to shoot: David

Comments:
*sssssllllluuuuummmmssssooooppppp* Greeeeetings NTM, and welcome to my lab!! These half-rotted cheerleader parts will do you well. Give them to Dr Flanderstein and you've got yourself a fat-ass german!! Love you, love him, love her, love me, love everyone as long as you're a donor. Lick me sugar daddy!!

Worst Nightmare - 11/05/98 07:10:54
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: INDOOBABLY
Archnemesis: Nathan Cook
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: Lima Beans
Favourite Cult: Cult of Wastetimers
Person you would must like to shoot: Nathan only to deflate his head

Comments:
Page is Good :) so BEEFCAKE BEEFCAKE

Daisy Thucy Maestro - 10/30/98 07:27:29
My URL:http://www.geocities.co/SouthBeach/Island/4289
My Email:danj@hotkey.net.au
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: "I'll kick you in the nuts"
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): m/y
Archnemesis: Nathan Kook
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: A freshly soaked Tenant on the side from a foetus
Favourite Cult: kkk
Person you would must like to shoot: Mentioned above

Comments:
Cool page Aidan.

Guess who - 10/29/98 05:26:44
My Email:ich bin's@hotmail.com - well that's not really my address, t'was just a clue !
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: !@#$%^& ()
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): MY
Archnemesis: N.W.
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: I dunno
Favourite Cult: colt from old regret
Person you would must like to shoot: well, that's not very nice is it? Tappy Bayeau - for causing my persona's death - indirectly

Comments:
N.W. is a person - hey, i'm surprised!! Everyone probably knows who he is, but the vital clue is: He doesn't value his life or anyone elses when he takes them for a death rode in his VW. I know this because he overtook me with 3 other people in the car, m nd you, as I was approaching a give way sign. I am very concerned about this person's safety and the safety of others who drive with him. Note: If you value your life, don't get in this person's car!!

Me - 10/26/98 06:23:38
My Email:Do.do.do
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: Ain't that a shame.
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): Huh?
Archnemesis: Taperstry (i can't be bothered checking the spelling)
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: Broard Bean
Favourite Cult: Church Of The New Epoch
Person you would must like to shoot: M.W. (I'll give you a hint think Satan)

Comments:
Change your alternate name "Ya mug".

Lacey Black - 10/20/98 21:35:41
My Email:pink_kt@hotmail.com
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: Nothing will come of nothing
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): Female, and yes still waiting
Archnemesis: well lets see there are so many, Igor would have to be the worst though
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: Geez I don't know, some tropical carnivourous insect
Favourite Cult: Pink Ladies
Person you would must like to shoot: Now your asking tough questions, probably Simon Cowan is on the top of my list though

Comments:
Your page is cool, the only I thing I miss is the predictions on the friends page, although I didn't agree with my myn I still found it funny! It is a great day for Kinky Sex!

Cindy - 10/20/98 09:30:12 My URL:http://www.zecrets.com/users/cindy My Email:cinth@usa.net comment: Nice page.... please come visit my site :-) Thanks, Cindy

Comments:

10/17/98 06:45:14

Name: Bad Bunny	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just surfing and came accross your page Thanks

Igor - 10/14/98 09:10:24
My Email:shut up and listen
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: Get stuffed
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): not unless you're Paul or extremely sexy (e.g. W.T.!!) That one's for you Paul
Archnemesis: Person
Person you would must like to shoot: Person who wrote below me

Comments:
Listen here- I don't know who you are- and personally if you're not known by me then you're nothing. I don't know where you got your information on the shady, dark, saddistic relationship formed between one Paul Worrell and the incredibly vivacious Igor, ut you can take your opinions and stick them where the sun don't shine because you are more worthless than a gorillas purple banana flavoured tutu especially designed for the larger of that variety who likes to prance around under a shower of black rose p tals. And you no-doubt have the sex appeal of that same gorilla when it's got an especially runny case of gastro.

Person - 10/13/98 06:57:52
My URL:http://mmmmbop.gov
My Email:me@Getstuffed.com
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: FUCK YOU
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): ???
Archnemesis: Igor
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: What the fuck are you on?
Favourite Cult: Waza hunting
Person you would must like to shoot: Paul Worrel

Comments:
This page is cool

Guru Al - 10/09/98 04:14:30
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Atrium/9898
My Email:guru_al@hotmail.com
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: It's time for us to consolidate the beautiful relationship we share, we may not know each other, but hell, in this crazy worl who does? This is the time for love, baby. There are things that have to change. There is a cosmic inbalance, that need to be set at a positive equilibrium. there is only one way that we can achieve that baby. The wind that wistles in my ears tells me th truth. all can be accomplished through, two simple words and a couple of punctuation marks. All i hav to say is "sex, yes?"
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): ? i'm too young
Archnemesis: Could we change that to nemisi as there are numrous ones such as: Kitley, Hanson, Pickles, Gaston Basteau, the red menace . . .
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: Gareth Evans
Favourite Cult: The transcendental avelanche, snowy icecream, Panda, naughty, isle-o-love, misdemeanour egg cult
Person you would must like to shoot: KITLEy

Comments:
Lets all make a pact. Let none of us ever speak the name of kitley again, unless it is to mock him. Let he only appear in writen form. ANd then it must be of the most ridiculng form. Anyhoo, it must be told! i know the very secrets of the dark sould of the person they call Igor. Yes you know about the sexchange thing, but there's more . . . what's that? Mmm, looks like a shiny object, shaped somewhat like a knife . . . Oh my God! NO! . . . oh, ah, the pain . . . please Igor . . ., no, i, please . . . i won't say a thing. can't reach keyboard . . . consciousness fading, dieing . . . ah, help . . . [insert dramatic violin music] oh, rosebud . . .

kristy goff - 10/06/98 15:10:48
My Email:jaquies@hotmail.com
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: oh my gawd i don't believe it it's america
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): f.. and yes if your sexiee
Archnemesis: ahh dave bourke :)
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: cuttle fish
Favourite Cult: mad cows
Person you would must like to shoot: HARMONY

Comments:
Hello Aiden, I'm a good friend of dave bourkes and i came accross your page so i thought i'd have a look... it's very, welll, errrr different... have a good day bye!

Richard and Guru Al - 10/06/98 03:58:43
My Email:guru_al@hotmail.com
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: Drugs are Bad OK
Archnemesis: David Bruce, Kitley, Hanson, Dandruff
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: Limabean
Favourite Cult: the sickened legion of the dirty grapes
Person you would must like to shoot: Kitley, David Bruce, and Nathan Kook

Comments:
And Quote DRugs are Bad OK (Mr Mackey) follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, i am living proof. BEEFCAKE !!!!!!!!!!!! BEEFCAKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guru AL , Undies - 09/26/98 02:06:28
My Email:guru_al@hotmail.com
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: I love you and i want to have your baby
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): all of the above
Archnemesis: David Bruce Dandruf and Hanson
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: cunjevoi
Favourite Cult: the sadistics
Person you would must like to shoot: 1st Nathan Kook

Comments:
Aidan Hennessy I love you and i want to have your baby What's this about llama's DOesn't everyone have white Dandruff I've Part Six of our secret Project ( Evil Laugh ha ha)

Igor - 09/25/98 07:55:30
My Email:igor_ck@hotmail.com
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: I might not be homosexual but I've slept with a guy who is one
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): m/f/yyy (there's gonna be sex tonight)
Archnemesis: Tight arses
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: split pea
Favourite Cult: Cult of: "Black and lacey we do hate"
Person you would must like to shoot: Ken Starr for being such a pervert

Comments:
Ken Starr is a mega pervert! I might like porno but baywatch is *%@#&^$ sick!! I might have a small ***** but at least I don't hide it by owning a gun!

Davo the Great - 09/21/98 09:31:04
My URL:http://www.key.net.au/~bourke/
My Email:bourke@key.net.au
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: will you sleep with me?
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): M/in the process
Archnemesis: Jimbo
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: excuse me?
Favourite Cult: hmmm someone with a gun
Person you would must like to shoot: KITLEY!!!!

Comments:
nice update git, now get some sleep! ciao!

David & Joseph - 09/21/98 09:30:03
My Email:joseph.hillel@carey.edu.au
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: whats up?
Archnemesis: Euveganaya sprat
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: Spider crab
Favourite Cult: Altecs
Person you would must like to shoot: you

Comments:
BlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBlaB

Daisy Maestro - 09/17/98 06:40:30
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Island/4289
My Email:daisy69erplease@hotmail.com
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: Root of me!
Archnemesis: Big Dog
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: A nice juicey lemon filled foetus
Favourite Cult: The all time Dan cult
Person you would must like to shoot: Nathan Kook

Comments:
Hi Aidan. Your pagfe is a lot better now. Much better than the so called "Blinky's" page. He's is a piece of crap dipped in Brucey's manure. I had to move the above comment out of the viewable screen, because Blinky would hit me. Iam writing this from South High and I will send our school an email bomb right now BYE.

Saxon - 09/15/98 10:46:47
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: I am Saxon Marauder, prepare to die
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): male, yes
Archnemesis: The Normans (pansies with little swords)
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: not those French snails
Favourite Cult: cult of droit de signeur
Person you would must like to shoot: Kitley

Comments:
I led the battle at Gwffynadych, I beat those horny Normans, I am victorious, I am SAXON!!

Davo the Great - 09/15/98 07:11:41
My URL:http://www.key.net.au
My Email:bourke@key.net.au
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: I found the Satanic Academy
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): hell yeah (trying..)
Archnemesis: Daisy
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: mmm...
Favourite Cult: Jimbo
Person you would must like to shoot: Peter Kitley

Comments:
I found the easter egg thingy! Eat shit and die to anyone else who is too stupid to find it! (btw Aidan, it sucks your cock... if you have one... I don't want to know about that)

Dina - 09/12/98 01:35:27
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Meadows/1078/index1/home.html
My Email:dcombs3@tds.net
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: wanna screw? (joke)
Archnemesis: whats that word mean? *L*
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: Bill Clinton
Favourite Cult: Mansonites
Person you would must like to shoot: smokey the bear

Comments:
thank you for signing my borthday book. You have a beautiful site here!!!! :-)

Igor - 09/11/98 05:54:05
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: Suck me, suck you, suck everybody
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): yyyyyyyyyyymfyyyyyyy
Archnemesis: Ein Deutsches git mit wem mein Freund hat sexuell relatzions
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: definately not a huby
Favourite Cult: porn-is-us
Person you would must like to shoot: L.B. for reasons beyond reason

Comments:
I found it, the easter egg!! I struck gold, the egg is on the page with the.....oh,ah, something's got a hold around my neck....must tell where egg is......it's on page.....lack of air....need to breathe.....on page....page....ahhhhhhhhhhhhgg. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE---------------^Dr Q.

SHE~DEVIL - 09/10/98 08:53:32
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Club/2591/index.html
My Email:shedevil24@hotmail.com
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: You have a cliffhanger
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): Yes with males preferably
Archnemesis: Mickey Mouse. He is a fag.
Person you would must like to shoot: Actually there isnt just ONE person I can narrow it down to. Give me a semi automatic with atleast a 50 round clip and Oh baby we are good to go!

Comments:
HI. I am drawing a blank now. I used up everything I had left today filling out the rest. Interesting homepage. Later
SHE~DEVIL

IIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGOOOOOORRRRRRR - 09/08/98 06:25:44
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: Grrrrrooooooowwwwwlllllll, sexy baby straight ahead
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): m, f, y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,
Archnemesis: German gits
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: aliens (those little blue ones that turn green when you have sex with th.....*ah, I mean ants. Yes ants. Quick get away nobody noticed anything*)

Comments:
Hi!! Love you and leave you. They're gone!!!!! Yeah baby!! Need some sweet sugar daddy!!!!

Steffen - 09/06/98 09:03:44
My Email:aussiebushman@hotmail.com
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: Hey buddy!
Archnemesis: Angela and bavarians
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: rabid snails
Favourite Cult: fiat lux
Person you would must like to shoot: Benny

Comments:
Hey mate, Iam a crappy German (Hesse). But at least i'm not a crappy Bavarian!!!!!!!!!

Igor - 09/05/98 11:39:04
My Email:gimmie@hotstuff.now
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: That better be Paul grabbing my butt or you're about to be castrated
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): I'm not getting any *hint, hint*
Archnemesis: That funny little thing called a "huby", damn that "huby"
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: Nudibrank (naked; now that's the way I like my males!! Females please keep your clothes on.......for now!!)
Favourite Cult: yFalminican shoot-or-you-die club
Person you would must like to shoot: The people who write the exams for the board of studies- MORONS

Comments:
Mr Doo-bee how do you do? I'm going to play a game with you. It's called kinky sex and the best way to achieve it is by going bi-sexual (no thanks) or becoming transexual like me!! I'm a transvestite from transexual transilvania!! Sugar Daddy gone away- need some sweet stuff!!

Tit tanic - 09/05/98 05:25:43
My Email:pink_kt@hotmail.com
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: radiation alert
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): All Women
Archnemesis: gamblor
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: you know that thing that comes out of off meat
Favourite Cult: South Park
Person you would must like to shoot: Lacey Black

Comments:
See my message on the answering message about the fax about the e-mail about my letter!

Lacey black - 09/03/98 10:39:22
My Email:pink_kt@hotmail.com
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: Want to show me how it is done lover boy?
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): Female, this body is 500% pure Woman
Archnemesis: People who are not jealous of my extra dimensions!
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: Well, at the moment probably a Huby
Favourite Cult: Ooh hard to say, probably big breasted women of Australia
Person you would must like to shoot: Silk

Comments:
I loooooovvvvvveeeeee this page it is so cool, although I really do not agree with some of the predictions. Ask Azrael is really cool! keep your distance!!!!!

Gamblor alias Silk - 09/02/98 05:52:14
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: Would you be willing to enter into a ....(pause to recover from beating)
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): Male gimme gimme gimme
Archnemesis: John Howard, Pauline Hanson, and a certain goat
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: rabid snails all the way
Favourite Cult: Yfalminican boys club
Person you would must like to shoot: a certain goat

Comments:
Read my fax.

Igor - 08/31/98 08:28:48
My Email:hot@sexy.me.yeah
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: You, me, now, on the floor
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): m/f/y What the hell is the ? there for? Oh, I get it: KITLEY!!!
Archnemesis: kcalb yecaL
Person you would must like to shoot: It

Comments:
I saw my child today. It said "Give me some sweet sweet Sugar Daddy", and I said "No, HE'S MINE!!!!" You're lucky Sugar Daddy. I know you are!

Mary Baldwin - 08/27/98 01:09:34
My Email:mbaldwin@hotmail.com
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: Who are you?
Archnemesis: It depends ...
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: Lima bean

Comments:
I'm a high school teacher (math, mostly)- it must be interesting to have you in class!

Guru Al - 08/26/98 10:34:32
My Email:guru_al@hotmail.com
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: Sex is good
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): m y y y (learning yet Kitley?)
Archnemesis: Kitley
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: Kitley (ooh! put the huby away!!!)
Favourite Cult: the burning of the tainted sausage
Person you would must like to shoot: kitley

Comments:
You absolute dickhead kitley!!! Aidan, i got your e-mail. i am in Brisbanen at the moment itis expensive for the net. Had to hassle kitley. I will have to tell the others about this(the germans). Must go now!! Kitley is a fag!! Great motto Aidan. Hello everyone (Steffen, CHARLOTTE peter blinky daniel have a good time in sydney you r'ab-id sna-ils

Guru Al - 08/26/98 10:32:21
My Email:guru_al@hotmail.com
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: Sex is good
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): m y y y (learning yet Kitley?)
Archnemesis: Kitley
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: Kitley (ooh! put the huby away!!!)
Favourite Cult: the burning of the tainted sausage
Person you would must like to shoot: kitley

Comments:
You absolute dickhead kitley!!! Aidan, i got your e-mail. i am in Brisbanen at the moment itis expensive for the net. Had to hassle kitley. I will have to tell the others about this(the germans). Must go now!! Kitley is a fag!! Great motto Aidan. Hello everyone (Steffen, CHARLOTTE peter blinky daniel have a good time in sydney you r'ab-id sna-ils

Sugar Daddy - 08/25/98 07:08:02
My URL:http://F***ed if I know
My Email:waza@nor.com.au
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: hows the crabs! Sorry that is McLeod
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): M Almost (closer than Kittles)
Archnemesis: Dry Snatch
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: Leeks
Favourite Cult: Heaven's Gate (I had a week off when the exudus occured)
Person you would must like to shoot: Kerry Wilsmore

Comments:
this is pretty cool. Must go I need a hit of that sweeeet thing that is Calvin Klein

Nine Turning Mirrors - 08/24/98 06:03:10
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Castle/2042/
My Email:hennessy@key.net.au
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: the whip sirrah
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): Yes please, and hurry
Archnemesis: Kitley - He of the sexual confusion
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: gastropods are my friends
Favourite Cult: The Satanic Blood Drinking Care Bear fan club
Person you would must like to shoot: Kitley

Comments:
Greetings all students - some malicious gossip to spread as you will. Kitley said no to sex. Rumours are good, especially if there unfounded. But for this one...

Igor - 08/23/98 10:24:39
My Email:you know by now
Favourite Thing to Say to Total Strangers: Kiss you? I'd rather stick my head in a vat of boiling fish fat
Sex (M/F/Y/N/?): almost human, almost laid (JUST KIDDING!!)
Archnemesis: Alaska Al
Favourite legume or slimy mollusc: Leech- because they suck REAL WELL!!
Favourite Cult: That Southern American one that prefers to call each other "Oh, wonderful hethen, of whom no-one has sexual fantasies about"
Person you would must like to shoot: Neil Baldwin- for his undying loyalty to Bastardhood

Comments:
Kiss me passionately, yeah baby...... *ah, did I say that aloud?* Ich bin sehr geil jetzt. Come and get me!!